By Greg Vega 
“Banana female or male? », உள்ளன Bananas have playful thighs», யார் Who will qualify for the tree or the pig? », தா Did the deer impress you or did you faint too much with the hermit crab? “… This Friday evening, TF1 launched the third season of” Mask Singer “(9:10 pm). And the lunar effects follow each other, in the same proportion of impossible numbers. In this contest, the personalities sing in full costume and four “researchers” – Kev Adams, Alessandra Sublet, Jarry and Anggun – have to guess their identities by their voices and some clues.
In this first issue of a season, presenter Camille Gomble promised “still crazy”, we saw a chameleon song “Blinding Lights” on The Week, taking himself on “Space Oddity” for an astronaut David Bowie or even a big pig “Mexico” Luis Mariano … with more or less precise and powerful voices, more or less inspiring. We could not believe our ears when we were told: “It’s wonderful! Even the fish in the sugar cane clap their hands.
Shortly afterwards, a tiger with metal breasts “La Javanese” was assassinated by Serge Gainsburg. We did not put the fishing line down, but we grabbed the remote control. “After that I was crying, it was so beautiful,” Gomble looked like a twelfth degree. Investigators published their predictions, strange or funny. They imagined Surya Bonalley in a banana, Laitia Milot in a chameleon, Stephen Diacona in a pig, Didier Roult behind a crocodile or Sekoline Royal in a clown fish. “If Ségolène Royal was on the show, it’s really because he has no faith in politics,” Jari laughed.
More than Alain Bernard pass-partout
Always excited, the glowing Camille Gomble spiced up the show with the absurdity of her mild character. “We will witness an oncology contest between the chameleon and the crocodile,” he declared. “Do you think there might be Antoine Griezmann under the banana?”, He asked then. Before mentioning: “Teddy Rainer does not fit in a mollusk”. When the bodyguards were allowed to carry the tree behind the stage, he blunted: “Make sure no one is urinating! “Very funny,” began Cave Adams, singing Shakira in front of the pink butterfly: “This is my realm.”
From that first show, two contestants were eliminated, and the interviewers and the audience in the studio voted for the creature they liked the most. An hour and a half later, Bernard-El Hermite had to disassemble himself. Logic: He lost the “tie” against Manu. Investigators suspected it was under the pass-bartout shell, the short compiler of “Ford Ford”, but in fact it was 1.96m swimmer Alain Bernard. Like what … At the end of the evening, I was forced to drop the coral fish scales, revealing Matt Fontaine’s hair and photo. This time, Alessandra Sublet was right. Hat!