By Shirley Farmer 
Bruno de Carvalho needed something big. Here’s the best way to understand his ups and downs as Sporting’s president. He will now be the boss of… Big Brother
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Bruno de Carvalho is a theater man.
I need to get it. Theater builds. No linoleum or polished marble surface required. All you need is a board, brick or cement block. If they give him the light, he thanks him and smiles, but what he really loves is acting.
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In fact, you don’t even need to put your feet on the ground. Bruno de Carvalho likes to float, sometimes as Peter Pan, immersed in a magical, childhood-like world, and at other times as Superman, focused on saving his magical world from the clutches of idiocy. Yet in this perpetual fluctuation, as a citizen of flesh and blood, he is more in line with the laws and conditions of civilization, a role he does not like to play, with such obvious discomfort he feels in his clothes.
His ups and downs as Sporting’s president are now better and better.
It started well, broke the canons of vices that were so deeply rooted in Portuguese football and seemed like a breath of fresh air. A young man with young and bold ideas, who has the courage to denounce and confront an outdated system, too committed to actions and behaviors to point out something very dark on the way to achieving victories, success, and millions.
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This did not come to him. Not even, as it turns out, when he became hyper.
The stage for the show, whether on that wooden surface, on that brick and on that polished stone, or on the podium, on the grass or on the stands with fans, preferably with the most extreme fans.
The man, for Bruno de Carvalho, is very stupid. He must be, with desirable joy, a step above these mentally retarded and dyslexic human beasts.
And soon he wanted to become what he was or was supposed to be – a showman. In a suit and tie or tracksuit, lettuce green.
Anyone who sees it in green lettuce, in a position questionable in taste but always debatable depending on the eyes, tends to be dumbfounded. The first question that immediately arises, in that constant boom between the rational and the ethereal, and still in an ethereal but provocative version of the rational, is something like: How did this man become the head of Sporting?!! !
Coldly, and thus only seeing those who look at the show in order to have a good time without thinking about the hardships of life, Bruno de Carvalho is a walking ambivalence, a shaggy, arrogant man, who thinks he knows everything and always puts himself in a position of intellectual superiority over all, As if he were a special being, able to assert himself at the same time as an angel and a demon, represented in a permanent representation, unstable, with a very volatile temperament, jokes and obsession this funny.
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This mutant and chameleon trend stems from the need to be on stage. It is much more than just a necessity. It is a dependency. And in this compelling situation, it doesn’t matter if you’re heading a team of the size and respectability of Sporting Clube de Portugal or even Chinquillo Futebol Clube. He could be on the dance floor or as a DJ rocking his helmet, it doesn’t matter, one day he’ll try to keep his balance on a swing with a Coca-Cola on his head or run naked on the A1.
For this reason, in Sporting, he wanted to be on the bench, he had a kind of dread of the podium because he does not have much tolerance for salamak (and croquet), and this may also reveal a healthy break in hypocritical behaviour, deeply rooted in the habits of people in society. But then he is able to deny what he just said, playing the saint and then digging into his claws and making a hymn of hypocrisy.
In Sporting, he wanted to be a player, a coach, a president, a sporting director, a lawn mower, a wardrobe, he wanted to be a fan and a cheerleader, because as such, disrespectful to conventions, transcendent, sometimes romantic, sometimes demonic.
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He at Big Brother can be whatever entertainment allows. And as a showman, he’s in the right place.
You watched it well and gave him the stage he deserved.
We might see him one of these days, on his seemingly crazy travels, trying to warm up in the fridge or trying to cool off in the oven. Jakara bites and throws himself on the ground, complaining of toothache and that she is a monster and has walked again. A tear is shed when appropriate.
Bruno de Carvalho has all the tricks. He loves starring and knew that in the movie Big Brother, he would be widely talked about again. And always for contrast and the unusual.
That thing about being a DJ, after you became Head of Sporting, was something in aBold and sassy, he’s on hand for some cell phone recordings, but what he really needs is something big. The big brother thing, the high consumption, the thing that did justice after the “phenomenon” Christina Ferreira.
Sporting dumps the actor, and the country doesn’t even care about Jardel’s belly, she’s dying to see how far Bruno Di Carvalho can go with his aggressive vibe.
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Bruno de Carvalho was, in fact, born to be president…but who…big brother!