Being just seconds away from losing your mind at the Christmas Eve shopping mall. Who never? On Friday, December 23rd, Bruno Nogueira lived one of those moments and decided to vent, in a group of videos posted on Instagram, which perfectly reflect what almost everyone has felt, at some point, in this time.
Alone in the car, eating what appears to be a calzone, Bruno Nogueira expresses his desperation about going to the mall and having to deal with the idiosyncrasies of other humans. “Here I eat very quietly so I don’t go over there and kill everyone, dammit!”, portraying the comedian who recorded the video in the parking lot. “I’m in -2, emotionally and so is the car. Happy Birthday!” Reporting by Bruno Nogueira.
SIC presenter “Tabu” continues his hilarious monologue complaining about him with obvious anger. People “who are in the mall and suddenly, they’re halfway down the aisle and they stop and just look at the shit, as if the system has broken.” “Everyone dies and stays in the corner!”
The laments, typical of Christmas Eve, continued this time on the road. “Ah, one more thing: getting off the elevator and standing there… Damn you! How were you even born?”
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