Since today is Friday, it is open on weekends. It may be sunny, it may be raining, currently we don’t know. Some said May would be dry and hot, in fact, it was wet and cold. So if you don’t know anything about meteorology, don’t spoil the deal. Speaking of humor, did you see the pictures we have today? Good weekend.
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Inside the ZIP file are over 100 great photos (of men with bushy beards and people with a good sense of humor), here's an invitation to download and view all the photos.
And because today is Friday verse 801 [22MB]
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Dude with humor
It's two in the morning. The husband and wife sleep side by side and the phone rings. The man answers and says in an annoyed tone:
- please.
On the other side, a short silence, then a man's voice says:
- I'm trying to call home. I hope not.
The pregnant man was walking along the sidewalk, when he was about to cross the street, he bumped into a drunk.
angry squint says:
"Don't you see where you're going?"
sugar:
"And you don't go where you look!"
A couple of lovers said in a conversation:
During Holy Week, I will do as Jesus did.
- Seriously, baby, are you going to sacrifice yourself?
- No, I'll be gone on Friday and won't show up until late Sunday.
Two friends talking:
Do you know what I got my wife for her birthday?
naturally! - answered the friend impatiently, - what did you give him?
Diamond ring!
the curse! You must have spent a fortune! Why didn't you get it with something cheaper? TV, for example!
you are crazy? Where do I get a fake TV?
At a conference of things, Olive Oil was giving a talk and said:
- I am the most important and to prove it, if they leave me, I give them a year of bad luck.
The mirror replied:
- I am more important, because if they break me I give 7 years of bad luck.
Deep down there was a laugh, it was a condom.
Alentejo orders red from Borba.
The stewardess asks the passenger on the side, a Jehovah's Witness, if he'd like something to drink.
Jehovah's Witnesses answer with a displeased look:
- I'd rather be kidnapped and brutally raped by dozens of whores from Babylon before a drop of alcohol touched my lips.
The Alentejo man, attentive to the conversation, returns the red glass to the hostess and says:
- Me too!!! What I didn't know is that you can pick these things up at this company!
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Bear goes to the sweet shop and eats 60 cupcakes...they were good, he said!
Dad decorates his daughter's computer...
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West Ham players at Aquashow do Algarve
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"It's a Girl" | Banco BPI campaign... what a great video!!!!!
Bruno de Carvalho sings kodoro? What did this come to!
Good weekend!
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